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The All New Adventures of the Progressive Democrats
Enjoy
Green Ink.
Beverley Flynn- Also Impervious to Silver Bullets, Holy Water, Crucifixes…
Flynn: ‘I never believed I did anything wrong’
Insight into the people of Mayo’s strange dependence on the Flynn can be found in the following film.
Dancin’ at the Disco…
FF and Greens still in contact
Psychologists warn of unforeseen consequences as Schadenfreude reaches toxic levels in Dublin South, South-East And Laois Offaly.
Psychologists today warned of the dire consequences if the near-toxic levels of schadenfreude caused by the PD’s demise continue.
For many socialists, liberals, libertarians and plain old democrats, the PD meltdown was a hidden diamond in the race to the centre-right that was election 07.
The removal from office of so many hubristic, egotistical demagogues in one [...]
Fantasy Concession Speech 4
Extremely Inspired by Hag of Beara
Mr McD
Friends, Romans, running dogs of the leftist media, lend me your ears.
I want to take this opportunity to let the people of Dublin South East thank me for the honour and privilege I have bestowed upon them by choosing to represent them as their TD, as a Minister and [...]
Fantasy Concession Speech 3
Again Hag of Beara wonders what if she was speechwriter for a losing candidate - this time for Mary Lou McDonald.
” I knew that white suit was a mistake. Gerry told me it made me look like a first communicant and it would go down well in the northside. Well, it didnt- they’re a godless [...]
Fantasy Resignation Speeches 2
The speech is a fantasy but not the the resignation!
Hag of Beara sent this in …
Friends, Ranelaghians, Countrymen, lend me your ears because you certainly didn’t give me your votes. As any reputable L&H man would do, I prepare now to fall on my sword. As a Democrat I respect the views of the electorate, [...]
Fantasy Resignation Speeches
A new category here inspired by an email from Hag of Beara, we know there are a lot of you out there waiting in the long grass to write speeches for some of the TD’s to lose their seat.
But for our first speech, imagine the words of Liz O’Donnell thanks to HoB - if you [...]
Vampiregate- A vote for the Teethshock is a vote for the Undead
Choose life this Thursday.
Vampiregate.
Why is a politician, like a good Pint?
Do you know why a Politician is like a good pint?
After you fill the pint with brown stuff, it starts to empty.
After you slip the politician the brown envelope, it starts to empty.
and you just can’t keep either of them filled up
21 Days Later - Blog/web round up
We’ve been missing a few bits of compulsory ephemera and staging this campaign. Ah the electoral rally - Thomas Byrne (FF- Meath East) had a visit from Bertie at the beginning of the month. And it’s recorded for posterity. I nearly ran round the corner to Dance World and bought a pair of hard shoes. [...]
BTW: Warlords?
What was that about? Were they talking about Afghanistan?
