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Fantasy Concession Speech 4

Extremely Inspired by Hag of Beara
Mr McD
Friends, Romans, running dogs of the leftist media, lend me your ears.
I want to take this opportunity to let the people of Dublin South East thank me for the honour and privilege I have bestowed upon them by choosing to represent them as their TD, as a Minister and [...]

Fantasy Concession Speech 3

Again Hag of Beara wonders what if she was speechwriter for a losing candidate - this time for Mary Lou McDonald.
” I knew that white suit was a mistake. Gerry told me it made me look like a first communicant and it would go down well in the northside. Well, it didnt- they’re a godless [...]

Fantasy Resignation Speeches 2

The speech is a fantasy but not the the resignation!
Hag of Beara sent this in …

Friends, Ranelaghians, Countrymen, lend me your ears because you certainly didn’t give me your votes. As any reputable L&H man would do, I prepare now to fall on my sword. As a Democrat I respect the views of the electorate, [...]

Fantasy Resignation Speeches

A new category here inspired by an email from Hag of Beara, we know there are a lot of you out there waiting in the long grass to write speeches for some of the TD’s to lose their seat.
But for our first speech, imagine the words of Liz O’Donnell thanks to HoB - if you [...]

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