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While beating the election target, the Taoiseach can produce a sound and his eye give out light. The pensioners were beaten the inside to can call.
Dis-Courtesy Call
Just had the bould Minister of Defence Wilbert O’Dea and his crazy gang call at the door. The ‘conversation’ went as follows:
Lackey: Hurr…hurr…em…you’re a student are you? Hurrr…hurr… [holds out Willie's card]
Myself: Yes, but…
Lackey: (interrupting) Hurr…hurrr…you won’t be voting so…. [starts to withdraw card]
Myself: I certainly will. I’m a registered voter.
Lackey: (unconvinced) Hmmm…A student…hurr…hurrr
[Willie approaches [...]
