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It is on the Dail record we have ninjas

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From the awesome kildarestreet
On 18 February 2009 Tom Sheahan Fine Gael mentioned something in the Dail that no one in the country was supposed to know.

On the Employment Law Compliance Bill 2008: Second Stage (Resumed) Wednesday, 18 February 2009. We learned

The purpose of this Bill is to establish NERA on a statutory footing and the Minister has consistently stated that it does not need a statutory basis to carry out its full functions. Studying this Bill, I would equate the National Employment Regulatory Authority with another body that was recently established, the Sea Fisheries Protection Authority. I have a pet name for the employees of this body, ninjas, and this is another body that will employ more ninjas.

Yes people the state is not only employing Ninjas but employing more ninja’s how awesome is that?


We have found footage of what seems to be the Ninja’s enjoying some traditional dance on Youtube.

Tom Sheahan continued to say

There is no due process with NERA. They come in the door and they will nail the business owner. That is why I call them ninjas; they come in with the intention of nailing him or her.

I am sure that they would probably use throwing stars or something not nails.

On the 19th of June 2008. Tom Sheahan Also highlighted attacks.

They wait on the shore. I describe them as they were described to me by fishermen, as Ninjas. A fishermen docked at port one evening and four fisheries officers from the authority ganged up on him. He described them as Ninjas.

Shocking really. How come Ninjas attacking Irish People is not bigger news? Are the Media scared?

This person claims to be an Irish Ninja but without the mask I doubt they are. It is an elaborate ruse probably orcastrated by pirates. .

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2 Responses to “It is on the Dail record we have ninjas”

  1. # Comment by Dan Sullivan Apr 23rd, 2009 17:04

    Bhí me i scoil le Tomas. And there would have been a fair old few Ninja around Killorglin at the time so it might have had a lasting effect.

    Simon, the pirate threat is real. My understanding is that we get the global alien threat next and after that comes the world government.

    As for the Irish Ninja, somehow I don’t think Summer Glau is quaking in her very, very tight boots.

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