HOW ABOUT A MINISTER OF CORRUPTION?

We are being constantly told that, with the imminent arrival of Global Warming, life as we know it on this Planet will never be the same.

Well, looking at the list of new Ministers, it has already arrived in Ireland.

All we need  now is a Minister of Sin (Prevention of); a Minister for Public Lavatories (Prevention of Transmissible Diseases); a Minister for the Maintenance of Ministerial Limousines and – last and least – a Minister of Corruption (previous experience necessary).

There is now almost no aspect of Irish life that is not subject to supervision by Ahern’s government.

And you are paying for it!