Labour ARockalypse the Vote

Pictured Left to right. Liz McManus, Bredan Howlin, Pat Rabbitte, Michael D Higgens and Ruari Quinn.

Irish Election can exclusively reveal that in an attempt to “rock the vote” instead of doing the actually correct thing and not forcing the likes of Michael D Higgins, Breeda Moynihan Cronin TD out of retirement and replacing them with you know like young candidates, the Labour front bench instead entered the Eurovision as Heavy Metal band Lordi (they chose Finland as we all know they like all things Scandinavian). In an attempt to “Rockalypse the Vote”. As you can see though they wear masks they are indeed the front bench. Liz is great on the keyboards.

However the rock and roll lifestyle has been to much for Pat Rabbite and as these pictures show Pat has managed to lose the poster that he was planing the hang at the end of the election. Here it can be seen he is describing the size of it.

But rest assured Pat, Irish Election can point you in the right direction. Here it is

Look Labour if you want to get youth interested in politics. How about actually retire some of your candidates that want to leave like Michael D and bring in new blood. You are the oldest party in the Dail so preaching about rocking the vote, encouraging the youth etc like you actually are doing anything about it is silly.

Rock on Rabbitte