Fantasy Concession Speech 4

Extremely Inspired by Hag of Beara

Mr McD

Friends, Romans, running dogs of the leftist media, lend me your ears.

I want to take this opportunity to let the people of Dublin South East thank me for the honour and privilege I have bestowed upon them by choosing to represent them as their TD, as a Minister and as Tánaiste over the last 20 years.

We’ve taken 10 years off our family life, trying to create pure evil by means of asexual reproduction, to go into politics to try and rule over Ireland since the late 1980s. That leave of absence from family life has taken twice as long as I thought it would, but it has brought me to heights of privilege in public service that I never anticipated would be cut so brutally short by the irrelevant whims of the slack-jawed, wall-eyed proles that Devalera mistakenly bequeathed the vote to.

It’s been a huge privilege to pretend I’ve served in the most successful government that this country has ever had, while stripping away constitutional rights and demonising immigrants and others unable to protect themselves in this society.

The people every five years have the opportunity to decide who will represent them in public life and on this occasion they have made that choice. I respect that choice as a democrat. But when I return as your supreme overlord you will pay a heavy price.

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