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What is the deal with sandwich fillings in the forthcoming election. Michael McDowell said they were the meat in the sandwich. Now Labour are claiming that the PD’s are Jam.
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“Greens education policies are as useful as lettuce”.
“Fianna Fail will devoid up councils like a Sliced pan”
“Sinn Fein as reliable as a 3 day old breakfast roll”
“Fine Gael European policies will make us eat French Onions instead of scallions.
“Labour in government as nice a proposition as a cabbage sandwich”.
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Showing my age here, but there are old jokes playing on the traditional Catholic fasting regimen in Lent — “one full meal and two collations” so there is occasionally a sequence of governments that lends itself to the description “one fianna fail and two coalitions” — but I’m not sure who’d get the joke anymore.