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War Against Cisterns

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Fianna Fail have launched a war against Cisterns and will use W-D40 as the weapon of choice.

Pub and nightclub owners should spray toilet lids, cisterns and washhand basins with the spray lubricant, WD-40, to make it more difficult for customers to snort cocaine off their surfaces, according to Dáil candidate Cllr Michael McGrath.

Feck Gardai. Lets just spray everyone with WD40

2 Responses to “War Against Cisterns”

  1. # Comment by Dan Sullivan Feb 16th, 2007 19:02

    It might shock the cllr but most properly run clubs do this already. Also UV light is a big help.

  2. # Comment by Cian Feb 18th, 2007 22:02

    finally a chance to walk down the street wantonly spraying lubricant on people. er…..

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